Here it is in all it's roughly-translated, uncensored glory.
Dear diary.Continuing on a similar theme, here is pictured the creation of woman, again by my brother.
Today I woke up late since me and the gang were out partying yesterday evening.
[My sister] was reading and [my brother (that's me)] was reading and grandpa was being silly. Then I ate Corn Flakes. Well, then I poked out wax from my ear with a pen. Then I wrote in my diary. Then I poked out some more wax and wrote some more in my diary. Then [my sister] giggled, then [she] laughed, then it itched in my eye so I scratched. The [my brother] panted and I scratched my head. Then [my brother] panted again. Then I scratched some more. And some more. Then it was 12 o'clock.